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91 y/o Hands Sperm Sample To Worried Doctor — The Next Day He Receives Shocking News

By - 22nd June 2018

The older you get, the more problems you get in life, sadly, it’s just the way the world works. Thankfully, when you reach a certain age, you get to retire. Retirement lets you relax but it doesn’t mean you don’t work, in fact, managing your pills is a job itself! For one elderly gentleman, he was about to prove that he still has a youthful nature.

But there are some benefits too, you get a lot of free time, chances to do things you couldn’t before and opportunities to relax and try new things. But to do that, you’ve got to look after your health.

One old man was doing just that. At the age of 91, this elderly gentleman was requested by his doctor to give a sperm sample as part of his physical examination.

The doctor gave the elderly gentleman a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”

The very next day, the 91-year-old man returned to the doctor’s office. He placed the jar down on the table and it was completely empty.

Confused, the doctor looked at the jar and asked the man, “What happened?” The old man explained:

“Well, doc, it’s like this – first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen – the lady next door – and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”

Understandably, the doctor was quite shocked

His eyes widened in horror as he turned to the old man and asked, “Excuse me? You asked your neighbour?!”

Instantly, with a huge grin on his face, the elderly gentleman replied:

“Yep, none of us could get the jar open!”

Never underestimate the humour of this elderly gentleman and others like him. They may just surprise you. Also, at Happiest we love hearing all of your opinions. So please let us know what you thought of the article in the comment section below. 🐝