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79 Year Old Man Wants To Buy Viagra, But His Wife’s Reply Will Leave You Howling With Laughter

By - 11th January 2019

As we all inevitably get older, there are things that we are longer be able to do, and no of course we miss them. But sometimes you just have to turn back the clocks and give it a go once again. That is exactly what this fun loving gentleman did in this story. The second I got to the end, I was howling with laughter.

79 year old John is sitting on the couch watching the TV, when suddenly an ad for Viagra starts playing. The advertisement boasts that even elderly men can see some action between the sheets if they try their product.

With an effort and a groan, John gets up, walks to the hall and puts on his coat.

Meets his wife by the door

As he opens the front door, he meets his elderly wife Rose who is just returning from watering the garden.

“Where are you going?” she asks.

“I’m going to see a doctor,” he replies with a smile.

Rose looks worried and asks, “Really? Are you not feeling well?”

“I’m feeling just fine,” says John, “I’m going to get me some of those Viagra pills.”

Rose had been taking off her coat while speaking, but now hurriedly puts it on again upon hearing John’s reply.

“And where the hell are you going?” he asks.

“I’m coming along with you to the doctor of course,” she replies.

“Uh-huh, and why is that?”

“Well, if you’re going to start using that rusty old thing again, then I better get a tetanus shot.”

 

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