When anyone, be it man, woman or fish, has bravely watched his friends poop, pee or shower for his whole entire life, without complaining, his passing on should be a real celebration.
This is exactly what this young man did for his beloved pet fish named ‘Peeping Tom.’ Tom spent his days in the bathroom, spying on/looking over/ protecting anyone who entered.
Young Tom was only a tender 6-and-a-half-years old when his owner’s father moved his bowl out of the sun, unfortunately, this turned out to be Toms downfall. With no sunlight, the weeds in the tank failed to oxygenate the water and Tom went to fishy heaven.
Feeling bad about this accidental move, the father built his son the greatest boat so they could send their friend off in style.
“They even christened the vessel the SS Boobies in honour of Tom’s love of unrepentantly staring at people in the shower, no shame.”
“Goodbye Tom, We sincerely hope there are boobies to stare at in fish heaven.”